Welcome to Alaska, Bitch

In some parts, people greet visitors to their parts with beach fist fights (The O.C. and the legendary Ryan and Seth vs. Luke and a bunch of water polo players that inevitably ends with Luke winning and saying "Welcome to the O.C. BITCH") while others welcome people with dressing like ghosts or burning the letter t (South Park's "Here Comes the Neighborhood" episode). Apparently Fairbanks, Alaska goes another route. Only in Alaska would a hockey team have an opening video like the one above, in which a polar bear uses a fighter jet to blow up the Earth.

Whenever I wonder why I live in Alaska, I'll just think of that video...and immediately wonder why once again. Sigh...