Don't tell me your age;
you
probably
would tell a falsehood anyway
but your
waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is
pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you
read. Be
sure you don't read the bottom until you've
worked
it out! This is not one of those
waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you
would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less
than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 (get the calculator
out)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year
add
1759...
Or if you haven't, add 1758.
6. Now
subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> > The first digit of this was your
original
number.
> (I.e.,
> > How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a
> week.)
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> > YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)
> >
> > Now how
> > does this work! THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT
> > WILL EVER WORK,
> > SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
> > LASTS.